can you tell i'm bored?

Christina <3 made me!

My husband...
does not exist. Marriage is the capitalist's dream!

Maybe I should...
do more work. Nah, I like to share the busy.

I love...
my darling-dear. He is cute and funny and smart and an asshole. I adore that man to no end, whilst wanting to throw him out of a window.

People would say that I'm....
fun, funny, smart, mean looking, well spoken, lazy, pretty. Yeah, I have a feeling "fat" will find it's way on there soon if I don't watch it.

I don't understand....
why a four day work week is not the norm.

When i wake up in the morning....
I turn off my BlackBerry's alarm.

I lost....
count.

Life is full of...
summers; it's the season of maximum potential.

I get annoyed when...
I deal with people. Seriously, is this thing on? No one listens to me, like ever.

Parties are...
great if you're single. It's harder to flirt in the presence of your other half . . . oh, but there are ways.

I wish... 
$5 would be deposited into my checking account for every one of my heartbeats.

Dogs...
are cuter at a distance.

Cats...
are as lazy as I wish I could be.

Tomorrow...
is coming, it just needs more stimulation. :-P

I have low tolerance...
for sanity. Crazy is so much better. Come over to the dark side.

If I had a million dollars...
I wouldn't be participating in this survey. 

I'm totally terrified...
of loss.